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PostSubject: All about cats and dogs   Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:05 pm

What is a Cat?


* Cats do what they want.

* They rarely listen to you.

* They're totally unpredictable.

* They whine when they are not happy.

* When you want to play, they want to be alone.

* When you want to be alone, they want to play.

* They expect you to cater to their every whim.

* They're moody.

* They leave hair everywhere.

* They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.



What is a Dog?

* Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

* They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

* They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

* They growl when they are not happy.

* When you want to play, they want to play.

* When you want to be alone, they want to play.

* They are great at begging.

* They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

* They leave their toys everywhere.

* They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

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PostSubject: Re: All about cats and dogs   Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:13 pm

hahaha, nice one bro!

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